my sister's delicious homemade pasta! i ate 4 portions.
"i'm texting my barber! don't flirt with my slut sister. she's a man eater! look how fat she is!"
lyman gave me a toothache!
i mean.... ate twice! yum!
with our favorite boys...
he's the bartender i am forbidden to flirt with. my sister will cut me like cheese in july.
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