08.30.09: junhee

junhee in new york!

stinky ben's best angle! s.b.b.a!

"watch it miss! ben's my friend! that stinky is my friend!"

my sister junhee in new york! what a treat!

08.27.09: jack

jack, marry me?

isn't jason frank rothenberg the cutest bunny on earth? meow!

"that's really interesting that hanuk's fart smells like chanel number 5."

"read my palm bitch!"

he looked right at me. i wanted him to spank me and spank me some more because naughty girl needs love too.

automatic slims not only has best happy hour but hottest boys! but there's less than like .26% chance that they are homos.

what? i died and gone to heaven?

what? i died and gone to balenciaga?

i know where you live now larry! larry seinfeld! "no more soup for you!"

awkward yet strangely turned on.

are you dying of jealousy that jack cooked dinner for us?

i mean, i can barely make instant noodle. where did a hot straight construction man learned to cook like this? sometimes i wish i just got pregnant by jack. no....most of the times.

and he stirs too! (and blogs constructiongraffiti.com!)

omg... omg... omg. just cook me like that fish! batter me up buttercup!

"hanuk, you sexting me while mike is right in front of me is awkward. he can see that i'm clearly getting a boner."

"hanuk, do that ping pong trick now!"

if you looked at this picture, you owe me a drink! my blood pressure! my nose is bleeding!

pretty.

rule #875, do not have crush on a man who's dating someone. rule #98, do not have crushes on straight boys. rule #99, who are you kidding with, delete rule #98. but please note rule #1, unless his name is jack.

it's last supper! mama brian's jesus?

jazz fingers! and wet!

don't you judge my sister! we're old and we need a disco nap!

is dima using something called "compact disc?"

"i got a boner!" boink! (obviously my fagstrogen level was high tonight.)

"do you smell chanel number 5? i think hanuk cut the cheese again."

"hmm.... this ain't so bad. wait, hanuk's not a chick?"

"no she didn't! she tried to what to what?"

most adorable claire yet cluelessly lusting after a homo?

"no lip kiss for you! you lady imposter!" "but i farted chanel for you!"

rad!

this guy was like a giant rice.

around 2am i ran to apple store to get snow leopard!

and peed a little because i got too excited. what? i'm a cocker spaniel?

thank you jack for delicious homo-cooked (wishful thinking... i'm 'secreting' it!) dinner and handsome surprises! marry me and don't forget our 2 year anniversary is coming up!

08.25.09: indigo, cooper, stinky and more

all dogs go to heaven because they have to endure alcoholic gays and cargo shorts.

indigo: "why do gays smell like liquor and it's still sunny out? who's this grandma?"

indigo: "no more gays! no more cargo shorts and wife beaters! no more dudes in their 40's dressed in a & f! no more chelsea! bali, here i come!"

cooper: "did someone say ball? where's the ball? where's the ball?"

jade fox and her trunks are off to bali!

stinky: "good god, why do gays smell like liquor? just focus on something else. look up! look at the moon. the moon."

"hanuk, this dog is stinky. maybe we can't eat this one."

"don't you dare go near my stinky you korean dog eater!"

shannon: "hmm... stinky will be mighty tasty with kimchee and rice. wtf, i'm not even korean!"

camilla: "stinky is carb free righhhhhhht?"

brian: "when did stinky become a woman?"

08.24.09: gaby in new york with mymu

gaby's mymu espadrilles are divine like fresh, hot and delicious boys on ues! my sister victor and i are moving to ues.

the colors are edible eye candy like summer clouds in paris! you must buy at least 2 pairs of gaby's mymu espadrilles because flip flops are just a flop in summer!

anything comes in turquoise doesn't have calories.

see, joanne is skiiiiiiiiiiiny! no calories in turquoise! oh gaby, we just love her!

we are obsessed not only david's delicious work place but megan who drove straight in in a porsche. she drives stick! stick!

vanessa! omg is vanessa and david married? they are both lawrences. i'll cut her, david's mine!

sometimes something that looks so beautiful like this purple thing smells like the bathroom floor at the cock. don't you judge me, i lost my contact there once.

she doesn't know it but i'm going to marry david. and not because her fridge is packed with vodka. wait, where's my sister? if she didn't wear bright clothes, megan would have ran her over with her porsche.

good night uesiders!

do you blame the sisters?!! he's hot and mormon! he can marry all the sisters. wait, is polygamy mormon? i should watch "big love" more often.

if he was 20 pounds heavier, i would be on to him like fly to fresh poo poo. delicious!

"is it bigger than a baby's arm?" hold up gays, too bad he doesn't swing our way. sighing though drooling. bib?

to quote jade fox, "gap hasn't looked this good in years~!" god bless my only boss patrick '97! good night!